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Smart, handsome, and funny... all words my grandmother would use to describe me. Others may argue that sarcastic, egocentric, and mildly entertaining are more accurate.

Twenty-five

From Nebraska

Live in Kansas

Work in Missouri

Have a third nipple

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07/06/2009

Public Enemies

evrt:

I also saw Public Enemies this past weekend, at the downtown Mainstreet Theatre. Over all, it was a great movies. Depp’s performance is amazing (not unexpectedly). Bale’s performance is weak, but I think that is because his character was not written very well.

It is definitely worth seeing. However, there is one factor throughout the movie that drove me crazy. It was shot in digital, which I don’t have a problem with, but the editing is horrible. At times I actually felt like I was watching the unedited behind the scenes DVD features. I understand if they were trying to keep it looking “raw” but it really looked laughable in certain scenes. A lot of highlights had heavy chromatic abberation, and extremely blown out hightlights. The entire film was shot with hand carried cameras as well, which isn’t necessarily bad, but hard to get used to.

Still worth seeing though.

You had me until “heavy chromatic abberation.” Still want to see this, though.

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07/06/2009

Be proud of who you are.

boredintheburbs:

NTKG: I’m like one of those “uncle john bathroom readers”
full of useless information you only care about when you’re strapped to a toilet
yeah, i’m comfortable with that description of myself

A) The information isn’t useless. I may or may not have cited a Bathroom Reader in a paper or two in high school.

B) Despite the name, they are also great for long drives… and flights if you don’t mind creeping a couple people out.

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07/06/2009

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thesincerestform:

Carmelita - Counting Crows (Warren Zevon)

Two of my favorites rolled into one.

(Plays: 7)

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07/06/2009

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The 65 of ‘65 #19

The Beatles - Help!

Help! was released in August of 1965 and stayed at #1 on both the U.S. and UK charts for three weeks. It was ranked #29 on the RS list of the 500 greastest songs of all time.

Previously: The McCoys - Hang on Sloopy

Up Next: The Beach Boys - Help Me, Rhonda

(Plays: 5)

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07/05/2009

sharmander:

these pretzels are making me thirsty!!!!!!!

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07/05/2009

sharmander:

hammerito:

Seinfeld debuted 20 years ago today.
I remember watching Cheers, Night Court, and Seinfeld with my brothers when I was 3. I remember watching the Seinfeld finale in 1998. I’m pretty sure this is my first “Holy Shit I’m Getting Old Now” moment.
I expect you all to stay off my lawn. JK LOL. But srsly.

If I could pick one thing that define’s me and my humor, it’s Seinfeld. 20 years…wow. I remember watching the finale and crying because it was over.

Seinfeld debuted on my sixth birthday. I think it was fate.

sharmander:

hammerito:

Seinfeld debuted 20 years ago today.

I remember watching Cheers, Night Court, and Seinfeld with my brothers when I was 3. I remember watching the Seinfeld finale in 1998. I’m pretty sure this is my first “Holy Shit I’m Getting Old Now” moment.

I expect you all to stay off my lawn. JK LOL. But srsly.

If I could pick one thing that define’s me and my humor, it’s Seinfeld. 20 years…wow. I remember watching the finale and crying because it was over.

Seinfeld debuted on my sixth birthday. I think it was fate.

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07/05/2009

Happy birthday to me.

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07/04/2009

I am the rain king.

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07/02/2009

» Big Gulps, huh?

kevinslane:

Yup, another Dumb & Dumber link. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Remember when Jim Carrey was funny?

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07/02/2009

» Mariano Rivera's a true Yankee, almost mythical in his dominance

If you aren’t familiar with Joe Posnanski’s writing, this is a great introduction. He’s the best sportswriter in America. Who else can weave Hemmingway, ERA+, and a Chuck Norris analogy together seamlessly?

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