in order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.– coco chanel (via sarazucker) (via whatson)
A Dying Breed
mikekarnell: I don’t know anybody my age named Larry. Nor have I heard a mention of “this dude my brother roomed with freshman year, Larry” from any of my friends. Sure, there’s been a Lawrence here and there but that’s it. Does anyone under the age of 30 go by Larry anymore? I had a friend in high school who went by Larry…
(via jakehurwitz) I ran a lot in high school. In fact, I would venture to say I ran nearly every single day for six years leading up to the time I graduated, and then I stopped completely. Running was a competition. Whether it was at a track meet or wind sprints at the end of football practice, my goal was to win. It was never about the “runner’s high” or the shot analogy, as Jake so eloquently...
This has to be some sort of record →
Pomeroy - “Roboflow” P-O-M-E-R-O-Y....
I just realized...
whatson: blakewhitman: I spend 80% of my day with headphones on with no music playing. I can’t put a percentage on it, but I was doing just that when I read this.
Brett Favre Traded to Jets →
Hey Mom, if you were looking for the right time to tell me I’m adopted, today would be the day. No news I could get would be worse than this.
The Assumed Exclusivity
Nate: A lady at work wants to hook me up with a girl she knows. I want to meet her before Lyndsay and I have "the talk."
Me: You guys haven't had the exclusivity talk yet?
Nate: No, she hasn't brought it up.
Me: So, do you think she's banging anyone else?
Nate: I don't think so, and I'm not either.
Me: Then maybe exclusivity is assumed.
Nate: You know what happens when you assume...
Me: Getting ass doesn't stay between you and me?
To change with change is the changeless state.– Bruce Lee
whatson: imkevin: Over the past couple of months I’ve been working on a project that has the potential to change the way New Yorkers deal with the inevitable call to nature in a city where nature is difficult to find. In a nutshell Diaroogle.com lets you search for publicly accessible bathrooms for when you need them most. The first and foremost goal of the site is to assist in finding...
I learned a new acronym today (okay, maybe not today… but recently enough): RIF. Reduction in force; AKA lay-offs. That’s a nice way to put it, don’t you think? Afterall, it’s not like we’re Donald Trump or anything. I always assumed this would happen at some point while I was here, and I had been hearing rumblings for a few weeks. It is a little surreal… it all went down this morning in an office...
Ted's Montana Grill Coupon →
$5 off a burger at Ted’s, which corresponds to a $2.49 burger and fries (cheese, etc extra). I’m going to gain 45 lbs by the end of August.
kevinslane: thomasmurray: amandalynferri: (via theregoeseasyrider) I really hope someone gets rad to this muxtape. Totally perfect for getting your V-Card punched. Product of ACoCH, bitches. T. Murr speaks the truth. Let the blogosphere bask in the glory of ACoCH’s (mostly Ki and Marino’s) creation! ACoCH: product of me, bitches. I’m a grandpa!
Austin's new iPhone app called Pennies looks... →
whatson: (via tmblg) Am I the only one who saw this and thought it said “Penises”?
Johnny Cash - “Get Rhythm” There is...
The most exciting 11-run game I have ever... →
If I Wrote Headlines for the Onion
Local Man Enters Politics Citing Desire to Spend Less Time with Family
mikekarnell: The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe as...
Nebraska Legislator Sues God →
Ernie Chambers will get his day in court against the Almighty.