January 2009
99 posts
boredintheburbs:
Still pissed that I didn’t get...
Buddy
Is there more condescending word in the English language?
The Story that Accompanies My Previous Post
I work with a guy whose last name is Gruhala, and I can’t think of his name without mind-singing “Gru-hala (unintelligible nonsense) A licky Boom Boom Down.”
Ames: haha seriously! i loved that song...i totally used to wrap like i knew all the words but knew none
Me: wrap?
Me: Really?!
Me: is that short for "white rap"?
The Bacon Explosion... Only in KC →
copycats:
“Bold As Love” by John Mayer
...
1secondad.com →
hilker:
The Super Bowl Sunday TV spot for Miller High Life will last just one second.
please please please, check out the “foam finger” spot for what is sure to be the hottest gadget in stadiums this fall.
”Sham-pag-nay of beers.” (Left shoulder. Your left, not his.) My sentiments exactly.
“The Zappos guys claim that from the moment you put your order in and it is...”
– Autonomous Robots Invade Retail Warehouses (via pile) (via whatson)
I have absolutely no reason to dobut this. Zappos is amazing.
Man Drives Wrong Way on Interstate... for 40 Miles →
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“I like simple men and complicated women.”
– Murray Jay Siskind - White Noise by Don DeLillo
1.27.09
qod:
What would be your porn name?
It’s your first pet and the street you grew up on.
ie, mine is Babette Courtland.
I’m glamorous.
Thanks for answering. :)
Sid Hammarstrom <—Hell yeah!
Need some music?
whatson:
I’ve added a Streampad player to the What’s on Tumblr? page. It will play all the songs that hit the radar, currently at 651 with new songs all the time, so it should keep you entertained for quite a while.
Finally!
jaimeleighfairbrother:
I fail to see how one could...
Google LARP →
I challenge thee to an honor duel.
A Final Word...
Well naturally. Now that teachers have become bored with not teaching kids how to read, it’s only natural that they stop teaching them how to write as well. Originally posted as a comment by CascadeHush
Wait… WHAT?! Bored with not teaching kids how to read? Where did that come from? When did a singular form of penmanship come to exemplify writing as a whole? This has nothing to do...
Man tries to steal three baseball bats by shoving... →
I have nothing against the band Cursive, however.
...
How do you write?
whytluda:
all this cursive talk has got me wondering, how do you write?
i’m a printer, with no mix of cursive. and i write very small. magnifying glass small.
All caps, slightly stylized with a backwards tilt.
“Yes. I would close Guantanamo Bay. And I would move those prisoners to Fort...”
– John McCain in 2007. He’s since changed his opinion on the matter. (via soupsoup)
yeah, sure. just ship ‘em all to Kansas John. thanks. hurry up though, only a few months left to have the opp to play football with Mike Vick.
(via whytluda)
Actually, they would not be sent to the same pen that...
Schools Phasing Out Cursive →
It’s about damn time. I never understood why such emphasis was put on an arcane form of penmanship. They may as well teach architectural lettering… at least it is legible. (via thedw)
1.24.09
whytluda:
loosegoose:
mrsatl:
qod:
Whats your cell ringtone?
simian mobile disco - “i believe”
Dethklok- “Deththeme” I love Metalocalypse
Warren G ft. Nate Dogg - Regulators
Vibrate. Always. The last time my phone rang was probably three years ago when the tone was the theme to Magnum P.I.
They Fired Herm Edwards!!!
(via whytluda)
Better yet: they might hire Shanahan! Can you imagine Broncos vs. Chiefs twice a year with him as coach?!
My Jacket Got Stolen
spareunderthemat:
drned:
at the bar. this is the first time i’ve ever had anything stolen at a bar before. its lucky that i only had half a McDonalds apple pie in the pocket.
honestly. who steals a jacket? are you cold? i’ll lend you a blanket. please do not take my jacket for it is not yours to keep.
why do people not see the difference between good and bad? i wonder this every day.
The...
Queen - Don’t Stop Me Now
The perfect...
What do you do when you’re richer than God (but not Warren Buffet) and already dropped $11.3 mil of your own money on a failed senatorial campaign? You buy the Chicago Cubs, of course.
I’ve started ordering short coffees at Starbucks for three reasons:
I don’t actually go to Starbucks in the afternoon to get coffee as much as I do it to get out of the office and kill 20 minutes.
By the time I get back to work, I usually get sidetracked and forget about the damn thing for an hour until I take a disgusting luke warm sip and throw away the half full (or half empty,...
whytluda:
hipsterdiet:
drugstoredj:
Kansas -...
“I was a camera until I went blind.”
– Bright Eyes - Train Under Water
The State of Recruiting →
Analyzing college football recruiting data from 2004-2008. The Google Maps they made are very interesting. If you are a college football fan, don’t click unless you have a couple hours to kill.
329. Don't underestimate your fertility.
jaimeleighfairbrother:
menstrom:
(via rulesformyunbornson)
Seconded.
I believe myself to be the most fertile woman on earth. Right there, I almost didn’t type the word “fertile” because just thinking about it may get me pregnant. Not cool!
In that case, you probably shouldn’t even follow my tumblr.
329. Don't underestimate your fertility.
(via rulesformyunbornson)
Seconded.
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jaimeleighfairbrother:
There are songs in my...
