My Mathematical Mind
can see the breaks
Really? Vacation starts now.
Turkey Day Weekend
jimmyjimmyjimmy: Heading to Omaha for Turkey Day weekend and my to-do list (beyond the usual, eat too much, watch football with the family) is fairly short: Visit The Homy Inn. My family moved to Omaha three years ago and I have yet to patronize this establishment, which has champagne (excuse me, sparkling wine) on tap. Anybody in Omaha want to join? Hit me up. I’m there.
Man reports semi (and son) stolen while in strip... →
“Police said the man was too drunk to remember where he had parked.”
I wish it was socially acceptable to go to the...
irishmexi: ohtrouble: My desire to put on real pants is zilch at the moment, but I need to go to the grocery store. I’ve never thought this was not acceptable. Have you seen people of walmart? the housewives of KC can endure my ND sweats and or penguin PJ’s for 5 min while I get me some chips and salsa. I can’t remember the last time I didn’t go to the grocery store in...
I hate y’all, too.– Vince Young, addressing the haters in his post-game interview after defeating the Houston Texans tonight. (via sportscentr) I thought he said “I love God, too.”
Due to a typographical error...
mattgorman: that last field goal was kicked by R&B singer Chris Brown. R.I.P. Jesse Gold
The 65 of '65 Honorable Mentions
As it turns out, there were more than 65 great songs from 1965. In an attempt to be as all-inclusive as possible, here are my honorable mentions, which were left out for reasons ranging from “Oh, that’s the name of that song” to “How many f-ing songs did the Beatles release that year?” Enjoy. Len Barry - 1, 2, 3 The Dave Clark 5 - Catch Us if You Can Them - Here...
Ten Things My Zodiac Sign Hates.
socialanomaly: This is strangely accurate. (hat tip to jheath) Cancer Too much heat (although I also hate too much cold) Itchy wool Having to sleep on the couch People who show up early (yes!) People who are bad or sloppy dressers (definitely) Being criticized in any way Violent movies (mmhmm) Ungrateful children Losing their sunglasses People who steal the spotlight My parents...
The Kansas City Royals have had more 100-loss seasons this decade than the Cardinals have since 1900. (According to Poz)
Whitlock's take on the REAL reason Mangino's in... →
sportscentr: indian: As Sean says, it’s like the teapot calling the kettle a fatass Hey, remember that one time I made fun of Whitlock and he found it when googling himself? I do.
Probably the worst vanity plate I have ever seen.
I'm Watching You. Sort of.
rhapsodyinj: My favorite Google Analytics feature is seeing what people have Googled to find my blog. If it’s a new search I like to try it out myself and see how far in I am. This time, five pages. I can’t be the only person that does this. I really need to see how far down the list I am for “fullonrapist,” because that is by far the most popular search term that leads people to...
sharmander: (via hammerito) Insanity later.
If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain...– Sarah Palin, who has no idea that humans are omnivores, in her new book Being a Cunt Going Rogue (via leeleeleelee) Sarah Palin is also made of meat. I’d eat her.
The 65 of ‘65 #65 The Righteous Brothers -...
The 65 of ‘65 #64 The Fortunes -...
The 65 of ‘65 #63 We Five - You Were on My...
New T-Shirt Idea
mattgorman: You know those t-shirts for college rivalries that say “Beat State” or “Beat Iowa,” etc. Well it’s like that except it says “Beat Writers.” How about “Beat Niks” so people will assume you mean the Knicks when you’re actually alluding to the anti-conformists of the ’50s and ’60s characterized by Kerouac, Ginsberg, and Burroughs?
Defending Bellichick's Fourth-Down Call →
It didn’t work out, but the percentages were in Sweatshirt’s favor. See also Poz’s take.
The 65 of ‘65 #62 The Beatles - Yesterday...
rhapsodyinj: Ignore shitty video and just listen to Matt get it. You have no proof that is me.
The 65 of ‘65 #61 Sam the Sham and The...
Garth Brooks - Friends in Low Places As my fellow...
happy birthday, kurt vonnegut.