January 2010
126 posts
December 2009
133 posts
When I decided to trim down… I didn’t want to cut out my fast food…
– The Taco Bell Drive-Thru Diet is America. (via mattgorman)
This is still the second most ridiculous T-Bell commerical after the one with a bevy of hot girls working behind the counter. I have never seen ONE hot girl working there let alone an entire crew.
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Jeanette over after school, made love. Cathy called—fan scene in football...
– Warren Zevon - journal entry April 21, 1999
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Nebraska’s back and we’re here to stay.
– Bo
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33-0
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Analyzing Google Analytics
Me: 71% of my visits last < 10 sec
kinda like me
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There is an IHOP conference in downtown KC →
I was disappointed to learn it has nothing to do with pancakes.
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Just because you’re sixteen does not mean you have to be a fucking moron.
– Me, to my brother
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If you know anybody that wears two-hundred dollar slacks but no shoes, it is...
– The Top 5 Everything of the Decade - Cracked
cmillr:
It is a great feeling knowing that I don’t have to go into work tomorrow… Actually, let’s just make that the entire week!!
*cough*Hungarian Monday*cough*
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Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass....
– Clark W. Griswold
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Emergency officials say this is the worst Christmastime forecast in years — bad...
– This article. Fucking awesome.
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‘Tis the season to be merry.
That’s my name.
No shit.
– Christmas Vacation
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Simmons-Gladwell III →
If it’s OK with you, even though I’m the white guy and you’re the biracial Canadian, I’d like to be Sam Jackson and you can be Bruce Willis.
Is there anything Simmons can’t relate to a movie from the 80s-90s?
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Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas: sunshine,...
– Josie Wales