Two weeks until the CWS
Say what you want about Omaha, but they know how to turn it up a notch when in the national spotlight. I can hardly wait. If you need me, I’ll be at Pauli’s.
There is nothing like
mapping out a four mile run only to get halfway in and realizing your diet the last 42 hours has consisted of nothing but donuts, beer, and cool ranch doritos.
Wearable Towel: The Towel With Arm Openings! →
You want to say covered after being wet But your towel just won’t let! Robes are heavy and hot And towels with fasteners? I think not.
Grammar Nazi Venting
frictionlesssuperfeet: mattgorman: The main reason I hate listening to the radio isn’t the crappy music, inane banter, or most of the ads, it’s actually one ad in particular: the Gatorade G2 commercial. It repeatedly says the phrase “less calories for more athletes”. If you can’t spot what’s wrong with this phrase, I might hate you as well. JK, but not really… Anyway, it’s “FEWER calories…”...
Personality test based on Jung - Myers-Briggs... →
rhapsodyinj: adultlifetaketwo: sheasylvia: elizablr : shiningstar : kvknowsherfun) I’m an INFJ. So are Mother Teresa and Nelson Mandela, so I’m in good company. ESTJ. I’ve mentioned it before but of course I had to retest to make sure. Apparently the same as Bruce Willis and George W. Bush… Uh, I preferred my company in the political test yesterday. INTJ - Rational...
Ten Things I Learned at the KC Tumblr Meetup
House beer is cheaper than Miller Lite. Ordering a pitcher for yourself is not a sign of alcoholism. It is a sign of thriftiness. Kyle wears Aaron’s underwear. Cold pizza + salsa = edible. Don’t call the waitress “microwave nazi.” Ever. Class III foodhandlers’ permits are hard to come by. Jackie is legally deaf. Aaron is going to get me free Ben Folds...
goodtimesgreatoldies: The Wind Cries Mary The...
In case you forgot...
this is tomorrow. Who’s in?
just saw your cousin. she called me a fucking douchebag and dumped a beer on my...– My TFLN
But me, I'm not a gamble,
sharmander: willmccloud: you can count on me to split
shadeofgrey: Gin Blossoms- Hey Jealousy Big...
“Fuck you and fuck them.” George Brett is my hero, FYI. The full rant is here.
Kevin Corrigan, The Man Who Picked Nebraska's... →
streeter: Kevin posted a ‘Ruin A Poll’ link and asked CH users to vote on a crap design for Nebraska’s new license plates. That crap design won. This is hilarious. The Omaha World-Hearld gave CH credit for swinging the vote. If there is one thing Nebraskans love, it is bitching about their license plate design.
mattgorman: Oleander - I Walk Alone For all of...
First CD you ever bought. GO!
thomasmurray: kevinslane: mattgorman: Mine: Oleander - February Son Fastball - All the Pain Money Can Buy Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out The Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches
goodtimesgreatoldies: San Francisco (Be Sure to...
Friends don’t let friends define their relationship under the influence.
Taller men earn more money - Telegraph →
danieleric: Well, this makes me feel better about my future Gladwell talks about this in Outliers. Thank God I grew two inches in my 20s to push me to 6’2”. CEO or bust!
My bar schedule for tomorrow’s Crawl for Cancer: Karma Westport Flea Market Beaumont Club Backyard The Levee And… wait for it… AMERICA’S PUB!! I hope they keep the metal detectors on during the day. I don’t want to get shanked.
Third Eye Blind - Graduate For my little sister...
Wilbert Harrison - Kansas City (via...
goodtimesgreatoldies: 200 Followers! Thank you...
hexagramology: Hello Menstrom. Enjoy my mess. :] But of course. Hell, I even enjoy my own.
KC Tumblr Meetup
evrt: Well, the votes are in and it looks like May 27th… If you can’t make it, don’t worry, I’m sure there will be another soon down the road. 7pm at The Foundry in Westport. I can’t promise I personally will be out late considering I’m old and married, but I will definitely be there for some drinks! Looks like I’m skipping my indoor soccer game. For those of you who don’t know,...
The Righteous Brothers - You’ve Lost That...
Nebraska: Now with more white people! →
Two men armed with shotgun rob Westport’s First... →
I swear I was nowhere near when this happened.
Bah Bah Baaaaah
KC police use taser to apprehend nude man →
“The man, described as 6 foot 5 inches and weighing 200 pounds, started growling and reciting the Lord’s Prayer.”