January 2010
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Warren Zevon - I’ll Sleep When I’m...
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1.5 Hour Lay-over + 2.5 hour delay - 20 minutes...
A lot of beers at some airport bar in Midway Concourse A.
jlgstandsformonkey-deactivated2 asked: I'm trying to find the courage to delete my Facebook page. Why why why is it so hard and how did you do it? I need a miracle. Or a beer. Either or.
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Chicken Burrito Bowel
I just took orders for a Chipotle run. This is on the list. Make your own punchline.
Beer Bucket List
jimmyjimmyjimmy:
I’ve been complaining to friends for the last year that we always end up at the same bar all the time. I say I’ll never go back, and what do you know? I’m there the next weekend.
In an honest effort to keep this from happening, I compiled a list of Kansas City area watering holes that I have yet to patronize and want to check out. Feel free to make suggestions or give reviews....
danieleric asked: Ok, I'll bite. Favorite beer/beers?
avecsansplus asked: "A Change is Gonna Come" is not only the best song of '65, but one of my favorite songs of all time. How are you so correct about everything, every day? Is it genetic?
mattgorman asked: Um, you're not allowed to ask yourself just any question, you may only ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you, punk?
Well, do you, punk?
irishmexi asked: how did you get to become so pasty?
leeleeleelee asked: I know that you're from Nebraska and live in the KC area and stuff, but where did the Twins alliance come from?
jennabee asked: Why haven't you invited me out to drink beer from glasses shaped like shoes yet? I mean, HELLO?
menstrom asked: Why isn't anyone asking you questions?
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Twins in Thome to a one-year deal →
Not sure how they plan on getting him at-bats, but I can’t argue with signing a future HOFer for $1.5M.
Wife Beater > Lingerie →
There. I said it.
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Who just...
signed, sealed, scanned, compiled, submitted, and shipped a set of calculations dated 1/26/2009?
This guy.
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WatchReporter, reporting on miracle shot, makes miracle shot.
Today is the day...
ballstothewalloch:
I’ve finally caved in and joined the world of Tumblr or the ‘cool kids table’ as Menstrom has been saying. I’d also like to give kudos to KMH and AFA for their creative juices with the clever yet oh so appropriate name… LOVE IT!
The cool kids’ table just got a little less cool…
Midget Wrestling draws a crowd →
The obvious has been stated.
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Neil Diamond - Red Red Wine
This post is for the...
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The 65 of '65
Hey, remember The 65 of ‘65? Well, I started making a comprehensive list with links to the posts, and it has been sitting in my drafts for months. So, here’s the list of songs with links to the first 27 because I’m too lazy to finish it.
Introduction
#1: Sam Cooke - A Change Is Gonna Come
#2: The Kinks - All Day and All of the Night
#3: The Beach Boys - Barbara Ann
#4: ...
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That’s the number of times Peter King used the word “Tebow” in his MMQB article this week. Favre can finally retire; King’s found the heir to his man-crush throne.
**Bad Joke Alert** Things I learned from said article: Tebow was almost aborted. Turns out, you pro-choicers might be on to something.
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Ohio Man Arrested on Charges of Urinating on... →
“Where?” you ask. Wal-mart, naturally.
yourdp asked: How's that rash clearing up you so graciously volunteered to tell me about that you "can't recall how you got it" or "how it has been there for an undisclosed amount of time?"
Anonymous asked: You're loving all this attention aren't you, you slut?
leeleeleelee asked: You were dangerously close to being to old for facebook. Your action set a good precedent
fittythebone asked: I don't miss you on Facebook.
frictionlesssuperfeet asked: When are you getting back on Facebook? We need you to lead us.
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Off the Grid
So… I did it. I took the plunge. I deactivated my facebook account yesterday.
This isn’t the first time I’ve dropped off the face of the social networking earth (third, actually), and I’ve been contemplating ditching it for weeks now. The bottom line is I can’t check it (read: stalk) at work and filtering for the various levels of friends, acquaintances, formers, and...
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Warren Zevon - The Indifference of Heaven (Live)
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Pajama Jeans →
If only they had men’s sizes…
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Kickass Streampad of the Day: Murmuré →
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Ed Helms singing on Conan
jheath:
Brilliant.
Oh yeah? Well, Letterman just bought $2000 worth of Girl Scout cookies.
Watchcmillr:
There is nothing better when an ordinary weekend night turns into a night full of FRIENDLY faces, RANDOM faces, DRUNK faces, CREEPY faces, and not to mention… MENSTROM faces! FACE OFF!!!
Love this! Only need about 5000 more to finish the song.
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Jay-Z: 'On Second Thought, I Like Orlando More'
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notlikethecheese:
ORLANDO, FL—Though known for his personal homages to New York City in songs such as “Brooklyn’s Finest” and “Empire State of Mind,” hip-hop icon Jay-Z announced Monday that, upon closer reflection, he actually prefers the Greater Orlando area to the Big Apple. “New York is gritty and real and helped shape both my music and my life, but...
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conormckeon:
If cigarette companies were forced to make cigarettes look like herpes-infected penises I bet we’d reduce the smoking population by about 90%.
Conversely, if they were able to make herpes-infected penises look like cigarettes I bet I’d get 90% more blowjobs.
this is the first day of my life
(via sharmander)
Swear I was born right in the doorway