March 2010
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No Fear
whytluda:
i’ll see you thursday afternoon kansas city. we’ll spend the weekend together.
We’re ready for you, fire crotch.
February 2010
107 posts
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Now It’s Overhead - Wonderful Scar
Another...
http://5z8.info/super-nsfw_r0w1k_backyard-fireworks... →
The Menstrom Cycle’s ShadyURL
I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t hesitate clicking on that link. Who doesn’t love super nsfw fireworks disasters?
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Sorry About Dresden - Sick and Sore
I picked up...
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Warren Zevon - Splendid Isolation
Theme song for...
amycarr asked: Your last response cracked me up. I don't know if it came off cute or desperate. Which were you going for?
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Anonymous asked: What's your 'type' of girl? Inquiring minds want to know.
Karma
I had one of those mornings last Monday where I didn’t want to get out of bed, so I called in sick. No big deal. Work is slow and I’ve taken no more than three illegitimate sick days in the four years I’ve worked here.
Fast-forward to Tuesday night. My throat starts to feel scratchy. Then I woke up yesterday morning with a stiff neck. Last night the fever came. Now I’m...
Local man would like you to know he does not have... →
rhapsodyinj:
Matt?
This reminds me, did you know I deactivated my facebook account? Pretty cool, huh?
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evrt-deactivated20100325 asked: i'll show you a lemming....
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KC man sues Royals after getting hit in the eye... →
“(Sluggerrr) attempted to throw a hotdog into the stands with a throw behind his back,” the suit alleged. “Instead of throwing the hotdog at an arch high into the stands, (Sluggerrr) lost control of his throw, or was reckless with his throw, and threw the hotdog directly into plaintiff, who was sitting a few feet away.”
It, of course, detached a retina.
New Royals slogan: We’re so...
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“I live my whole life in shame, why should I die with dignity?”
– George Costanza (via sharmander)
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U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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Johnny Cash Friday
ballstothewalloch:
cannonball101:
I dated a guy who celebrated Johnny Cash Friday, which means you listen to Johnny Cash all day Fridays.
I have decided that I will take up this practice again (I became less devout once he and I broke up), because listening to Johnny Cash makes me feel like an outlaw, which I really need in order to forget my crappy day today.
Oh man…Menstrom maybe you and...
What's all this talk about Tiger Woods? Is there a...
This is my gchat status. It’s sucker bait. I wanted to see how long it would take before some concerned contact questioned my feigned naivete. The answer: a little over an hour. The queen of credulity: Miss Wall-awk.
Thanks, Amers, for playing along and giving me a fifteen minute synopsis of the entire Tiger Woods scandal, including a response to my question, “He’s the golfer,...
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“We must try to contribute joy to the world. That is true no matter what our...”
– Roger Ebert: The Essential Man (Esquire)
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“And the worst part, of course, is that she also possessed many of the other...”
– Jerry - The Switch
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Goddamnit
I have been nominated to be his year’s company softball team captain. a) That’s far too much responsibility, and b) The previous three have been laid off in the last year.
Ugh.
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Not that anyone cares, but...
I decided what I’m giving up for Lent (and no, I’m not Catholic, just masochistic).
Coffee - I know it’s a cop out because I did it last year, but it was a good challenge and Crest White Strips are fucking expensive.
facebook - Ha! Another cop out and one I’ve already done, but I’m going to stop cheating. For real. I swear.
Going out for lunch - Not completely, but...
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fuckyeahclassicrock:
The Knack - My Sharona
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“If you reveal everything, bare every feeling, ask for understanding, you lose...”
– Don DeLillo - Point Omega
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