April 2010
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leeleeleelee asked: As a Twins fan, does this offend you: http://experimentaltwinsfan.tumblr.com/ ?
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“Very nice day at work loved they are luck good.”
– @OzzieGuillen
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In it to win it
Despite complete tournament anarchy, I am still in the running to win my office pool. If Duke beats West Virginia, I win the pot. If they lose, I’m out of the money. Thus, I will be in a very uncomfortable position next weekend: rooting for the Dukies.
The thought alone is almost enough to make me ill.
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5 Monsters, 4 Mountain Dews, One Giant Coffee Cup
All around the keyboard of one of my coworkers.
Yep, he’s the Asian.
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Like father, like... oh, wait
I had to cut my dad off this morning during his story about going to a Hell’s Angels party in Baltimore by himself because it was my day to bring donuts, I was running late, and I needed two hands to carry the boxes inside.
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The Mynabirds - Numbers Don’t Lie
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R.E.M. - At My Most Beautiful
If I were a...
SPORCLE - Can you name the 1990s song from the... →
mikekarnell:
So frustrating, so fun. We got 27.
I got 28. Woo hoo!
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Bill Withers - Who Is He (And What Is He to You?)
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Land of Talk - Some are Lakes
From Some are Lakes...
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I don't know what's worse
the fact that is it a balmy 92 degrees in my corner of the building or listening to everyone bitch about it all afternoon.
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“Congratulations, Dad. This is a great day for baseball.”
– Mark Shapiro, Indians’ GM in a text to his dad, Mark, who is Joe Mauer’s agent (via)
Danny: I never liked Michael Jackson since he ruined one of my favorite actors of all time: Macaulay Culkin.
Me: Whatever happened to him anyway?
VD: He probably lives alone in some massive, empty house somewhere.
Danny: ...filled with booby traps.
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Bill Withers - Use Me
Things you need to do right...
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Half Price Books Coupon →
Dear HPB,
You and I have a date.
Love,
Menstrom
Shirt’s ripped, jeans are covered in mud, fence is broken, cops showed up at five, everything hurts. I am the backyard wrestling champion.
Why is it
every time I’m listening to the radio in the shower, the “male enhancement” commercial comes on?
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goodtimesgreatoldies:
At Last
Etta James
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Hindu Love Gods - Raspberry Beret [Prince]
Hindu...
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“[T]he Jets have the best run-schemer in football right now, assistant head coach...”
– Peter King, making me vomit in my mouth.
klocksien:
Jimme’s Song - Emanuel and The Fear
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I'll give in
neverfollowthewhiterabbit:
Because I feel so left out, and kind of creepy, that I only stalk other peoples blogs and never publish or add to the conversation I’m making a pledge to start adding things to my blog more often. I’m still trying to figure all this out so my stuff might be very basic. Ferris menstrom you’re my hero!!!
This is going to be either really awesome or super lame because...
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The good thing about
always showing up to work an hour late, unshaven, and in a general state of dishevelment is that nobody bats and eye when I’m also hungover as fuck. Like today. Happy Friday.
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The Good Life - Heartbroke
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Happy 311 Day!
This July will mark the 15th anniversary of the release of 311’s breakthrough self-titled album. How a rap metal band from Omaha, Nebraska, has managed to stay relevant for a decade and a half continues to astound me.
“Life is too dynamic to remain static.”
– John W. Henry
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