February 2011
53 posts
January 2011
35 posts
Goddamnit, Gatorade
Orange is Orange. What is this Fierce Melon shit? Quit playing games with my sensitive palate. If cantaloupes had testicles, I now know what licking them would taste like.
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Why did I buy 36 corn tortillas?
File under: things I ask myself as I stare blankly into my refrigerator when I’m hungry and can’t find anything to eat even though I bought groceries last night.
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Alaskan Way Viaduct Replacement →
Yesterday, I talked about my friend Joe leaving for Seattle. What I failed to mention is one of the reasons he’s going out there is to work on the bored tunnel project that will replace the decrepit Alaskan Way Viaduct in Seattle. It has been billed as Seattle’s Big Dig… let’s hope it goes more smoothly than its Bostonian counterpart.
Bittersweet Afternoon
Joe—my coffee run compadre, Holiday Party skit co-writer, and general work BFF—is moving to Seattle and just said his goodbyes. Working in an engineering office where almost everyone acts 20 years older than they are, I’ve been very fortunate to have someone I can relate to. While I’m really happy and excited for him, it’s difficult to see him go. Looks like...
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Two minutes after my sister sent me a text...
Dad: Happy Birthday
Me: Probably should have sent that to your other son.
Dad: Good lord
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“We heartily applaud this design detail and encourage its proper execution by the...”
– The nicest peer review comment ever
Bella's Bullblog →
It was only a matter of time.
I'm at an Irish bar
…owned by Italians.
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A Basketball Carol - Joe Posnanski →
This is a really great article about Red Klotz and the Washington Generals.
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