The Menstrom Cycle

The Gambler Who Blew $127 Million

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:24:00 -0600

The Gambler Who Blew $127 Million: givemesomethingtoread: During a year-long gambling binge at the...

Backmasking

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:03:32 -0600

Backmasking: Ever hear that playing Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven backwards will reveal...

Counting Crows - Insignificant Duritz’s patented...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:34:07 -0600

Counting Crows - Insignificant

Duritz’s patented self-loathing with a healthy dose of gratuitous guitar solo.

Chiefs need to sell 3,500 tickets to avoid blackout

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:54:44 -0600

Chiefs need to sell 3,500 tickets to avoid blackout: Please, lord, give me another game to watch...

Make Adjustments Go Get It Energized!

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:44:42 -0600

Currently doing work for our bridge group. Trying to follow Ted’s advice.

GPOYW - Sick dance moves and a corduroy blazer edition

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:26:00 -0600

GPOYW - Sick dance moves and a corduroy blazer edition

"I’m not going to be your lip gloss Sherpa. Carry your own shit up the mountain."

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:21:18 -0600

“I’m not going to be your lip gloss Sherpa. Carry your own shit up the mountain.”...

sportscentr: Mark Teahen just signed a three-year contract with...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:05:23 -0600

sportscentr:

Mark Teahen just signed a three-year contract with the White Sox. All statistical analysis aside, it’s a bad sign when you sign a guy long-term, and the best file photo the AP can find shows him popping up.

Oh Teabag, you will be missed.

"I said I wasn’t interested, and she was bright enough to say that she wasn’t really..."

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:38:01 -0600

“I said I wasn’t interested, and she was bright enough to say that she wasn’t...

ohryankelley: Peter Gammons to leave ESPN after winter...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:35:56 -0600

ohryankelley:

Peter Gammons to leave ESPN after winter meetings

After 20 years with ESPN baseball Peter Gammons is leaving ESPN following the end of baseball’s winter meetings this week.

Terrible news. I fell back in love with baseball with the help of Gammons and HR on Baseball Tonight.

Maybe it's just me, but if you have finished your sophomore year of college, please stop drinking Natty Lite.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:30:51 -0600

(via irishmexi) Glad to know there’s one less person to share my Natty pitcher with at our...

"When I was a younger man—two wives ago, 250,000 cigarettes ago, 3,000 quarts of booze..."

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:49:34 -0600

“When I was a younger man—two wives ago, 250,000 cigarettes ago, 3,000 quarts of booze...

Suh Invited to New York for Heisman Presentation

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:25:09 -0600

Suh Invited to New York for Heisman Presentation: !!!!

mattgorman: Blue October - Inner Glow …but I love this...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:37:00 -0600

mattgorman:

Blue October - Inner Glow

…but I love this song more. Also, I was at the show (Lakewood Theater in Dallas) when this was recorded.

danieleric: Cage The Elephant - Ain’t No Rest For The...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:33:06 -0600

danieleric:

Cage The Elephant - Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked

Love this song.

My Saturday Night

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:34:00 -0600

My Saturday Night

krisitay: The Alphabetical, Week 13: In Which Florida Is Taken...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:13:00 -0600

krisitay:

The Alphabetical, Week 13: In Which Florida Is Taken Out Back To Be Butchered

I love Spencer Hall.

B is for Beast. The blue fur would fit. Ndamukong Suh isn’t even supposed to be getting the sacks where he tosses Colt McCoy out of the way like a pesky sandbag. By design the tackles in a Bo Pelini defense are space-eaters, not unstoppable pass-rushers capable of blowing up double-teams, falling into pass coverage to make interceptions, or side-to-side run stoppers bringing down tacklers on the edge. Ndamukong Suh horrifies and astonishes in equal parts: versus Texas he made one sack of Colt McCoy while engaged with another blocker, simply sticking his right arm out despite being held by the offensive line and bringing McCoy down with one arm. If he’s not the leading cause of death in Nebraska, he should be because he would be swift, decisive, and mostly painless.

The House of Spears is through with you, sir. Please leave the premises.

(None of these words describe watching Nebraska’s offense, where Shawn Watson may best defend his job by saying that his attack is so bad they actually come full circle and make a form of football so bad it’s compelling. He’d be right, too.)

I haven’t disliked a coordinator this much since Kevin Cosgrove and Co. were giving up seventy on a semi-annual basis.

I really wish this was a cup, so I could have drank out of it...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0600

I really wish this was a cup, so I could have drank out of it Friday night. Successfully.

thedailywhat: Also: Medical school classes. And hair cutting...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:14:19 -0600

thedailywhat:

Also: Medical school classes. And hair cutting classes.

[via.]

I haven’t killed anyone. Yet.

fittythebone: mattgorman: katieschenk: (via...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:09:57 -0600

fittythebone:

mattgorman:

katieschenk:

(via rickankielsmustache)

Caption Contest? Photoshop Contest?

“It’ll be all right, Tim, there’s always next… oh wow, have I ever told you how soft your hair is?”

“I figure this is just as good a time as any to tell you, but…

Jesus and Santa aren’t real either.”

It’s okay, Timmy. At least you can go home and get laid tonight. Oh, wait. Nevermind.